Man Calls 911 to Report Hookers' Breach of Contract
You'd like to think that, at least during the holiday season, people would try harder to get along and to keep their promises to one another, even if the conduct they're all engaged in is technically illegal. But if they can't do that, it is comforting to know that they will sometimes call 911 to report these violations, thereby admitting their own guilt in the process.
Very rarely, they will do it twice on the same night.
The Smoking Gun reports that on December 16, a Pennsylvania man called 911 to report a "robbery," but what he described to the responding officer didn't fit that definition. Rather, he "stated that he brought back two women to his home for the purpose of 'Smoking Smoke,' and engaging in sexual intercourse for $400.00."
The report doesn't say what sort of Smoke was smoked. It seems to have been one of the sorts of Smoke that is illegal to smoke, but since no one was charged with smoking Smoke, I'm guessing they smoked all the evidence and managed to avoid admitting it was actually Smoke they had been smoking.
They may not have realized that trading sex for money is actually illegal in Pennsylvania, though, because they all admitted to that. Well, that's not literally true. The man's complaint, in fact, was that he had paid the women for sex, but then did not get to participate. He called this "robbery," but at worst it was theft by deception, and really seems to have been more of a breach-of-contract claim:
The Defendant said that the agreement was that he was supposed to be in the middle of both [sic] women while the three of them engaged in sexual activity with each other. The Defendant said that the two women got undressed and got into bed, and started smoking the 'Smoke,' and did not offer him any. The Defendant then stated that the two women then engaged in sexual activity with each other, and did not invite him ... [H]e got undressed and got in the bed, but the two women put him on the end and not in the middle like they agreed too [sic].
The defendant said he was able to get in just one grope, and that "following that act, the two females took his money and left ...." That is indeed disappointing, but the 911 call to report it was ill-advised. First, it wasn't an emergency; second; it might not even have been a crime; but most importantly, third, reporting it involved an admission of guilt. ...
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